1. heres to cameron because he really wanted to bang simone http://is.gd/5cZug

2. the greeks have sex almost 170 times a year whereas americans do it about 85 times…. wtf is wrong with us?

3. petition @Adobe to revoke the layoff of @rufusd your best evangelist http://act.ly/1bk RT to sign #actly

4. today i held in my hands a copy of the @latimes from when JFK was shot, not a reprint. god i hope physical newspapers dont totally die off

5. watching the rotten tomatoes show on @current with @EllenFox @bretterlich and knowing this show quite possibly @hannahmcnoface

6. geebus god no, the mariners are closing in on a 4 yr deal with free agent 3rd baseman chone figgins

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